Welcome to University: Christmas Holidays Part 1

Sunday 27 December 2009

The One Where I List Things I've Learnt So Far At Uni

1. How to do triple time-steps in tap!
2. Hash brown sandwiches are the best hangover cure in the world.
3. Facebook is dangerous.
4. Cake can be made in a mug, in 5 minutes, in a microwave.
5. Long distance relationships are complicated.
6. No matter how good your intentions, you will pull at least one all-nighter to finish your essays on time.
7. Fire drills and alarm tests WILL be set for the morning after student night at the local nightclubs. You have been warned.
8. 9p noodles are a uni student's best friend (until you get sick of them)
9. You will need a lot of blu-tack to get through life.
10. You can buy as much cutlery as you like: it will ALL disappear.
11. There's no place like home.
12. Once you're at home, you will miss uni. A lot.
13. Your group of friends will change by the end of the year.